yo yo.
it's time to come clean. i was very unhappy with the art style i have been developing the past couple years. however, i really wanted to find out why so i started searching far and wide for a reason. any reason. that's when i came across a stunning, state-of-the-art "relatability detection" machine. i was inclined to insert my art into the system and the test results just came back. i scored a measly 17%. my stuff was not relatable enough.
as a result of this failure, i'm forced to change the style and subject matter of my content. from now on, my work will consist of white, humanlike blobs that are guaranteed to radiate extreme levels of relatability. if you are somewhat alarmed or angered by my sudden metamorphosis, you are welcome to keep it to yourself. cus i don't caaaaare.
please enjoy the first installment of my new journey below. its certified relatability score is 101%!
